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Don't Move to Asheville

A Ruthlessly Honest Guide That Will Ruin Everywhere Else

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The Book

You've been warned. Asheville, North Carolina is a mid-size mountain city with a James Beard-recognized food scene, more breweries per capita than almost anywhere in America, a river older than the Himalayas, and an arts culture that has no business existing this far from a coast.

It will ruin other cities for you. Permanently. The food will be too interesting, the mountains too close, the neighbors too creative, and the beer too good. You will find yourself standing in a parking garage in Cleveland wondering why it doesn't have a rooftop bar with a view of six mountain ranges.

This guide tells you everything wrong with Asheville. Which, as it turns out, is mostly everything right.

Nine Warnings

What Not to Expect

Chapter 1

Don't Move Here If You Like Boring Food

James Beard. Michelin. Chai Pani. Curate. Highland Brewing. You'll never be satisfied with a chain restaurant again.

Chapter 2

Don't Move Here If You Need to Get Around

One regional airport, a mountain-flanked interstate, and a bus system that's actually trying. Getting here is the hard part.

Chapter 3

Don't Move Here If You Can't Afford It

The housing market has opinions. So does the wage gap. Remote workers changed the math. You'll need to know the numbers.

Chapter 4

Don't Move Here If You Hate the Outdoors

The Blue Ridge Parkway. The Appalachian Trail. Waterfalls you can walk to. And bears who have absolutely no respect for your trash cans.

Chapter 5

Don't Move Here If You Like Predictable Weather

Four distinct seasons, a river older than the Appalachians, and the occasional hurricane that rewrites the map. Asheville keeps you on your toes.

Chapter 6

Don't Move Here If You're Planning to Get Old or Sick

Hospital drama, retirement communities with views, and a VA that serves veterans well. The healthcare picture is complicated, as it always is.

Chapter 7

Don't Move Here If You Like Seeing the Horizon

Boutique hotels are multiplying. The skyline is changing. Downtown is not the sleepy arts district it once was, and some people are not thrilled about it.

Chapter 8

Don't Move Here If You Want to Fit In

Black Mountain College. Bob Moog. The Orange Peel. River Arts District. Malaprop's. The creative identity of this city runs very, very deep.

Chapter 9

Don't Move Here If You Think Small Towns Stay Small

Growth, recovery, housing bonds, and a minor league baseball team. Asheville is figuring out what it wants to be when it grows up. So is everyone else.

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Paul Wilczynski

Author — Resident since 2014

Paul moved to Asheville from the Boston and Charleston, SC areas a decade ago and has spent the years since cataloguing everything that makes the city inadvisable to live in. He and his wife Joan have not left. This is not a coincidence.

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